Pickup Lines for the Grocery Store
Pickup Lines for the Grocery Store
By eHarmony Staff
Everybody’s gotta eat. The grocery store is a good place to meet adorable strangers in your neighborhood — ones who might even be able to cook!
Here are ten pickup lines to attempt at the grocery store. (A sense of humor is required.)
1. “Let me help you with that.“ The most practical of the lines on the list, it’s indeed only effective when you actually help the person out. If you’re tall, and the cutie in aisle six can’t reach the top shelf, suggest your long-armed services. If he/she looks a little lost, launch into salesperson mode, with a twinkle in your eye: “Can I help you?”
Two. “The expiration date says ‘best if used by tonight.’ Can I make you dinner?” Be ready for a laugh. Also, there’s always a chance that adorable stranger you’re flirting with takes you up on your suggest. Be ready to cook.
Trio. Petite talk is effortless when you have something in common. If you’re both reading the nutritional information on sugary cereal boxes, point out the demonstrable: “I’m attempting to persuade myself that Corn Pops are healthy.”
Four. Without playing dumb, ask for help or an opinion: “How do you know when an avocado is ripe?”
Five. Break out the puns. Cringe-worthy puns can break the ice. (Use at your own risk.) “Funny meat-ing you here.” “This selection is nuts.” “Orange you glad citrus is eventually in season?”
6. Check out your fresh crush’s shopping-cart contents. “Wow, looks like dinner’s at your place tonight.”
7. Suspend out by the free samples then suggest to “buy” dinner. Be sure to treat the sample lady with respect. Suggest to peak.
8. End your grocery-store chitchat with, “I had a fine time tonight. Would you like to plan the 2nd date?”
9. If you’re standing in line together, comment on a ridiculous tabloid headline. “It’s the end of the world — again!” Bond over the ridiculous.
Ten. Pretend to be doing an informal survey. “If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?”
11. The best pickup lines are harmless and joy: “Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?”
What (if any) pickup lines have worked for you while shopping?
Pickup Lines for the Grocery Store
Pickup Lines for the Grocery Store
By eHarmony Staff
Everybody’s gotta eat. The grocery store is a good place to meet adorable strangers in your neighborhood — ones who might even be able to cook!
Here are ten pickup lines to attempt at the grocery store. (A sense of humor is required.)
1. “Let me help you with that.“ The most practical of the lines on the list, it’s indeed only effective when you actually help the person out. If you’re tall, and the cutie in aisle six can’t reach the top shelf, suggest your long-armed services. If he/she looks a little lost, launch into salesperson mode, with a twinkle in your eye: “Can I help you?”
Two. “The expiration date says ‘best if used by tonight.’ Can I make you dinner?” Be ready for a laugh. Also, there’s always a chance that nice stranger you’re flirting with takes you up on your suggest. Be ready to cook.
Three. Petite talk is effortless when you have something in common. If you’re both reading the nutritional information on sugary cereal boxes, point out the visible: “I’m attempting to persuade myself that Corn Pops are healthy.”
Four. Without playing dumb, ask for help or an opinion: “How do you know when an avocado is ripe?”
Five. Break out the puns. Cringe-worthy puns can break the ice. (Use at your own risk.) “Funny meat-ing you here.” “This selection is nuts.” “Orange you glad citrus is eventually in season?”
6. Check out your fresh crush’s shopping-cart contents. “Wow, looks like dinner’s at your place tonight.”
7. Suspend out by the free samples then suggest to “buy” dinner. Be sure to treat the sample lady with respect. Suggest to peak.
8. End your grocery-store chitchat with, “I had a superb time tonight. Would you like to plan the 2nd date?”
9. If you’re standing in line together, comment on a ridiculous tabloid headline. “It’s the end of the world — again!” Bond over the ridiculous.
Ten. Pretend to be doing an informal survey. “If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?”
11. The best pickup lines are harmless and joy: “Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?”
What (if any) pickup lines have worked for you while shopping?
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