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Chatur, a student of prestigious ICE College was selected to give introductory speech on Teacher’s Day function. Chatur gets the speech made by the librarian with Hindi jargon to impress the Dean of college. In reality, Chatur doesn’t understand the meaning of the speech. He just plans to mug it up. Rancho determines to instruct him a lesson by switching few words in the script like "served" switches to "screwed" and "money" switches to "cleavage/tits". All this while, Chatur is unwary of the situation and gets ready for the FINALE. See the joy!

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Added: one month ago

From: Nishit Dave

[scene opens with Raju walking outside of the Imperial College of Engineering residence hall]

NARRATOR: [translated] Raju got onto another train. His travails with Chatur began . Yes, I mean "travails", not "travels."

[cut to Chatur pacing around his room, reading out noisy from a book]

NARRATOR: [translated] Chatur was called "Silencer" . To sharpen his memory, he popped pills from a local quack.

[he takes a bottle of pills and chugs them down]

NARRATOR: [translated] And then let off silent . but lethal farts.

[Rancho, sitting at a nearby table, all of a sudden grabs his nose and runs out of the room]

CHATUR: I didn’t do it . Raju!

NARRATOR: [translated] He always blamed others for the output.

[cut to Chatur sneaking down the hallway and slipping dirty magazines under the other students’ doors]

NARRATOR: [translated] "Silencer" crammed eighteen hours a day. On exam eve, he would divert others .

[cut to various shots of other students reading the magazines in bed]

NARRATOR: [translated] His belief . There are only two ways of getting on top. Elevate your own grades, or shrink your opponents’ grades.

[cut to another shot of Chatur sneaking around the building, as Rancho observes from across the hall]

NARRATOR: [translated] Rancho determined to subdue "Silencer" and rescue Raju, with one master plan .

[cut to Chatur in the school library, typing on a computer as the older masculine librarian (glasses, thinning hair) reads to him from a notebook]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] "Our Director has unceasingly served . "Served" means–

CHATUR: [translated] Damn the meaning!

[the librarian stares at him, but he smiles]

CHATUR: I’ll memorize it!

[cut to a broad angle shot of Chatur and the librarian, taken from the opposite end of the bookshelves as the camera leisurely zooms in on them]

NARRATOR: [translated] Chatur was the introductory speaker at the Teachers’ Day function. To impress Virus, he got his speech written by the librarian .

[Rancho all of a sudden walks into the framework, spying on them from the other end of the room]

NARRATOR: [translated] In high-brow Hindi.

[cut to an overhead shot of the front desk, as the phone rings and a masculine library assistant picks it up]

LIBRARY CLERK: Hello?

[he looks up at where Chatur and the librarian are sitting]

LIBRARY CLERK: [translated] Hold on . Chatur, call for you!

[cut to a closeup of Chatur as he quickly gets out of his chair and pats the librarian on the shoulder]

CHATUR: [translated] Please collect the printout, I’ll be right back!

[the librarian leisurely gets up out of his chair and commences mumbling to himself]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Oh, the things I have to do .

[he goes for the printer and picks up the paper, as Rancho sneaks up behind him]

RANCHO: [translated] Mister Dubey, the dean was looking for you.

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Truly?

RANCHO: [translated] Yes, just now.

[he quickly mitts the paper to him]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] I’ll see him right away . Give this to Chatur.

[he rushes off, as Rancho takes the paper and tears it in half, then cut to an overhead shot of Chatur walking up to the front desk and picking up the phone]

CHATUR: Hello? Hello?

FARHAN: [from off camera] Hello, Mister Ramalingam?

[the camera pans back to expose that Farhan (disguising his voice) is making the call on his cellphone]

FARHAN: [translated] I’m calling from the police station . Are you from Uganda?

CHATUR: Uh, yes tormentor.

FARHAN: [translated] Mmm . Your life is in danger.

CHATUR: What?! How?

FARHAN: [translated] Um . Listen cautiously, or else. You’ll get killed as you step out of the college gate.

CHATUR: [translated] Why? What happened?

[cut to Rancho typing at a computer]

NARRATOR: [translated] While Chatur was kept engaged, Rancho altered a few words in his speech. For example, "served" became "screwed."

[cut to a closeup of the computer screen, which shows a Word document where "Chamatkar" is being substituted with "Balatkar" and a window reading "Word switched at six places" (in English) pops up on screen]

[cut to Mister Dubey sheepishly coming in the dean’s office]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Yes tormentor?

[Dean Sahastrabudhhe (an older man with scraggly white hair and glasses) gives him a condescending look]

VIRU: [translated] Who are you?

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Dubey. Librarian . I’m permanent staff, master.

[he gives a fake smile]

[cut back to Farhan talking into his cellphone]

FARHAN: [translated] Hold on a moment. The chief is on the other line.

CHATUR: Uh, excuse me, tormentor . Master?

[cut to Rancho printing out the "amended" speech, as Farhan runs up to him and gestures frantically at his cellphone . so Rancho takes it and disguises his voice]

RANCHO: [translated] Yes . So, where was I?

CHATUR: [translated] You said I may die . outside the gate!

RANCHO: [translated] Right . As you get out of the gate, you’ll see a traffic signal.

[Chatur embarks writing down on a notepad]

CHATUR: Traffic signal . Okay, okay.

RANCHO: [translated] When it turns crimson, all the cars will stop.

CHATUR: [translated] Okay, okay . Then?

RANCHO: [translated] Then cross the road with fine caution . Because son, in rush hour, if a car hits you, you’re dead.

[Farhan attempts to keep from laughing, as Chatur instantly gets annoyed]

CHATUR: What nonsense! I know that!

RANCHO: Oh, you know that?

[Farhan proceeds to attempt to stifle his laughter, as Rancho embarks bobbing his head back and forward in a mocking style (even tho’ they are above Chatur and he can’t see them)]

RANCHO: [translated] Excellent . Then you’re safe, my boy!

[Chatur looks at the phone in confusion, then cut to the stairwell as he walks up and finds Rancho and Farhan casually sitting down waiting for him]

RANCHO: [translated] Hey "Silencer" . from the librarian.

[he holds up the paper, and Chatur snatches it away]

CHATUR: Don’t call me that, Chanchad!

[as Chatur storms off, the two run off laughing]

[they quickly stop and get serious when they notice the librarian walking up to them with an angry look on his face]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Hey, the dean said he didn’t call for me.

RANCHO: [translated] Who said "called?" I just said he "remembered" you!

[they giggle and run off]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Remembered?

[he looks confused, but that quickly switches to a look of anger as he yells after them]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Rascals!

[cut to the "Teachers Day" function, as Chatur (in ceremonial garb) takes the stage and addresses the audience]

CHATUR: [translated] Distinguished Mister Chairperson .

[cut to a shot of the librarian in the audience, providing him two thumbs up]

CHATUR: [translated] Chief guest, the honorable Minister of Education .

[cut to the Minister (sitting next to Viru) smiling]

CHATUR: [translated] Respected teachers and friends .

[the audience cheers]

CHATUR: [translated] ICE has now soared beyond the stratosphere .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan sitting in the audience (attempting to hold their laughter in)]

CHATUR: [translated] The credit goes solely to Doctor Viru Sahastrabudhhe . Give him a big forearm!

[cut back to Viru, as the audience applauds, while the librarian (sitting behind him) reaches over and taps him on the shoulder]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Master, the voice is his, but the words are mine.

[cut to Rancho and Farhan leaving their seats and making their way down to the front row, where Raju is sitting]

CHATUR: [from off camera] He’s a fine man! Indeed, you are!

[cut to a closeup of Chatur, as he resumes his speech]

CHATUR: [translated] For thirty two years, he has unceasingly screwed students .

[the audience (including the Minister) laughs, then cut to Rancho grabbing Raju by the shoulder]

RANCHO: [translated] He means "served students!"

CHATUR: [translated] I’m sure his endeavors will proceed! We’re astounded at how one man, in one lifetime, can screw so many, so well!

[the audience (including Rancho and Raju) proceeds to laugh]

CHATUR: [translated] With rigorous training, he’s built up his stamina!

[Viru attempts to get up, but the Minister (still laughing) is grabbing his arm]

CHATUR: [translated] He’s spent every waking moment just screwing! Let’s replicate his methods!

[Viru again attempts to stop things, but the Minister pulls him back into his chair (evidently anxious to witness what happens next)]

CHATUR: [translated] Tomorrow, ICE students will go across the globe. Wherever we go, we promise to screw!

[the audience resumes to laugh]

CHATUR: [translated] We’ll lift this screwer’s flag all over the world!

[the audience applauds]

CHATUR: [translated] We’ll showcase the world that our capacity to screw cannot be matched by any student assets anywhere on the planet!

[the Minister resumes laughing, as the librarian gets out of his seat and hustles off camera]

CHATUR: [translated] Mister Minister, good evening. You have given this institution what it sorely needs .

[cut to Rancho purring to Raju, as he massages his fingers together]

RANCHO: [translated] Tits, tits .

[cut to Chatur, as he smiles broadly and massages his fingers together]

CHATUR: [translated] Tits!

[cut to the librarian (who’s made his way backstage) spanking his forehead in frustration, then to the Minister (who’s no longer laughing)]

[cut to the librarian backstage, as he murmurs at Chatur and gestures frantically to attempt and get his attention]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] It’s "money", stupid! "Tits" means .

[he cups his arms underneath his chest (as Chatur just looks at him blankly), then cut to the Minister turning towards Viru]

MINISTER: [translated] What nonsense! That’s insulting .

[cut back to Chatur (who evidently did not understand the librarian), as he proceeds groping his fingers together with a big smile on his face]

CHATUR: [translated] Everyone has tits, but it remains pocketed .

[the librarian almost faints]

CHATUR: [translated] No one offers it so readily!

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing, then to the Minister]

MINISTER: [translated] Vulgar fellow!

CHATUR: [translated] You have generously suggested your tits to this relentless screwer!

[the audience laughs]

CHATUR: [translated] Now see how he makes it grow!

[cut to the Minister getting more and more angry]

MINISTER: [translated] Is this what you instruct here, Dean?

[before Viru can reaction, he gets up and storms off]

[cut back to the librarian, who actually does faint (landing on the floor with a thud), while the audience applauds]

CHATUR: [translated] On this August occasion, here’s a Sanskrit verse .

[cut to Rancho tapping Raju on the shoulder]

RANCHO: [translated] Listen to this . The might of his fart in verse!

CHATUR: [translated] A good noisy fart is honorable .

[the audience laughs, as someone yells "Fart? Go Silencer!"]

CHATUR: [translated] A medium fart is tolerable .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing]

CHATUR: [translated] Softer windbreaks are terrible .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing]

CHATUR: [translated] And the silent ones, unbearable!

[the audience applauds, then Viru gets on stage and puts his arms around Chatur’s neck]

CHATUR: [translated] What did I do?

[Viru kicks him off stage, then cut to Rancho smacking Raju on the shoulder as they proceed to laugh]

FARHAN: [translated] That’s what mindless cramming does to you!

RANCHO: [translated] Cramming may see you through four years of college, but it will "screw" you for the next forty years!

[Farhan laughs, but Raju gets up and walks off camera]

RANCHO: [translated] He still doesn’t get it .

one hundred seventy min – Comedy | Drama | Romance – twenty four December two thousand nine (Malaysia)

Kareena Kapoor as Pia

Boman Irani as Viru ‘Virus’ Sahastrabudhhe

Sharman Joshi as Raju Rastogi

Madhavan as Farhan Qureshi

Mona Singh as Mona

Omi Vaidya as Chatur ‘Silencer’ Ramalingam

Rajeev Ravindranathan as Lead Ragging Senior

Javed Jaffrey as Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

Ali Fazal as Joy Lobo

Chandrashekhar as Airlines Ground Staff Two

Parikshat Sahni as Mr. Qureshi

Akhil Mishra as Mr. Dubey (Librarian)

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan), Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi) and Ranchoddas Shamaldas "Rancho" Chanchad (Aamir Khan) are three engineering students who share a room in the residence of Imperial College of Engineering (ICE). Farhan is studying engineering to pursue his father’s wishes over his own wish – to become a wildlife photographer. Raju is studying to raise his family’s fortunes and get them out of poverty. On the other palm, Rancho studies for his plain passion in machines and devices. Rancho believes that success in engineering is not achieved by memorizing definitions given by textbooks or professors, but by understanding and applying the concepts. He believes that one should go after excellence, not success, as success will come by itself if excellence is followed.

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Chatur, a student of prestigious ICE College was selected to give introductory speech on Teacher’s Day function. Chatur gets the speech made by the librarian with Hindi jargon to impress the Dean of college. In reality, Chatur doesn’t understand the meaning of the speech. He just plans to mug it up. Rancho determines to instruct him a lesson by switching few words in the script like "served" switches to "screwed" and "money" switches to "cleavage/tits". All this while, Chatur is unwary of the situation and gets ready for the FINALE. Witness the joy!

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Added: one month ago

From: Nishit Dave

[scene opens with Raju walking outside of the Imperial College of Engineering residence hall]

NARRATOR: [translated] Raju got onto another train. His travails with Chatur began . Yes, I mean "travails", not "travels."

[cut to Chatur pacing around his room, reading out noisy from a book]

NARRATOR: [translated] Chatur was called "Silencer" . To sharpen his memory, he popped pills from a local quack.

[he takes a bottle of pills and chugs them down]

NARRATOR: [translated] And then let off silent . but lethal farts.

[Rancho, sitting at a nearby table, abruptly grabs his nose and runs out of the room]

CHATUR: I didn’t do it . Raju!

NARRATOR: [translated] He always blamed others for the output.

[cut to Chatur sneaking down the hallway and slipping dirty magazines under the other students’ doors]

NARRATOR: [translated] "Silencer" crammed eighteen hours a day. On exam eve, he would divert others .

[cut to various shots of other students reading the magazines in bed]

NARRATOR: [translated] His belief . There are only two ways of getting on top. Elevate your own grades, or shrink your opponents’ grades.

[cut to another shot of Chatur sneaking around the building, as Rancho observes from across the hall]

NARRATOR: [translated] Rancho determined to subdue "Silencer" and rescue Raju, with one master plan .

[cut to Chatur in the school library, typing on a computer as the older masculine librarian (glasses, thinning hair) reads to him from a notebook]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] "Our Director has unceasingly served . "Served" means–

CHATUR: [translated] Damn the meaning!

[the librarian stares at him, but he smiles]

CHATUR: I’ll memorize it!

[cut to a broad angle shot of Chatur and the librarian, taken from the opposite end of the bookshelves as the camera leisurely zooms in on them]

NARRATOR: [translated] Chatur was the introductory speaker at the Teachers’ Day function. To impress Virus, he got his speech written by the librarian .

[Rancho all of a sudden walks into the framework, spying on them from the other end of the room]

NARRATOR: [translated] In high-brow Hindi.

[cut to an overhead shot of the front desk, as the phone rings and a masculine library assistant picks it up]

LIBRARY CLERK: Hello?

[he looks up at where Chatur and the librarian are sitting]

LIBRARY CLERK: [translated] Hold on . Chatur, call for you!

[cut to a closeup of Chatur as he quickly gets out of his chair and pats the librarian on the shoulder]

CHATUR: [translated] Please collect the printout, I’ll be right back!

[the librarian leisurely gets up out of his chair and embarks mumbling to himself]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Oh, the things I have to do .

[he goes for the printer and picks up the paper, as Rancho sneaks up behind him]

RANCHO: [translated] Mister Dubey, the dean was looking for you.

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Truly?

RANCHO: [translated] Yes, just now.

[he quickly forearms the paper to him]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] I’ll see him right away . Give this to Chatur.

[he rushes off, as Rancho takes the paper and tears it in half, then cut to an overhead shot of Chatur walking up to the front desk and picking up the phone]

CHATUR: Hello? Hello?

FARHAN: [from off camera] Hello, Mister Ramalingam?

[the camera pans back to expose that Farhan (disguising his voice) is making the call on his cellphone]

FARHAN: [translated] I’m calling from the police station . Are you from Uganda?

CHATUR: Uh, yes master.

FARHAN: [translated] Mmm . Your life is in danger.

CHATUR: What?! How?

FARHAN: [translated] Um . Listen cautiously, or else. You’ll get killed as you step out of the college gate.

CHATUR: [translated] Why? What happened?

[cut to Rancho typing at a computer]

NARRATOR: [translated] While Chatur was kept engaged, Rancho altered a few words in his speech. For example, "served" became "screwed."

[cut to a closeup of the computer screen, which shows a Word document where "Chamatkar" is being substituted with "Balatkar" and a window reading "Word switched at six places" (in English) pops up on screen]

[cut to Mister Dubey sheepishly coming in the dean’s office]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Yes tormentor?

[Dean Sahastrabudhhe (an older man with scraggly white hair and glasses) gives him a condescending look]

VIRU: [translated] Who are you?

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Dubey. Librarian . I’m permanent staff, tormentor.

[he gives a fake smile]

[cut back to Farhan talking into his cellphone]

FARHAN: [translated] Hold on a moment. The chief is on the other line.

CHATUR: Uh, excuse me, master . Master?

[cut to Rancho printing out the "amended" speech, as Farhan runs up to him and gestures frantically at his cellphone . so Rancho takes it and disguises his voice]

RANCHO: [translated] Yes . So, where was I?

CHATUR: [translated] You said I may die . outside the gate!

RANCHO: [translated] Right . As you get out of the gate, you’ll see a traffic signal.

[Chatur commences writing down on a notepad]

CHATUR: Traffic signal . Okay, okay.

RANCHO: [translated] When it turns crimson, all the cars will stop.

CHATUR: [translated] Okay, okay . Then?

RANCHO: [translated] Then cross the road with excellent caution . Because son, in rush hour, if a car hits you, you’re dead.

[Farhan attempts to keep from laughing, as Chatur instantly gets annoyed]

CHATUR: What nonsense! I know that!

RANCHO: Oh, you know that?

[Farhan proceeds to attempt to stifle his laughter, as Rancho starts bobbing his head back and forward in a mocking style (even tho’ they are above Chatur and he can’t see them)]

RANCHO: [translated] Excellent . Then you’re safe, my boy!

[Chatur looks at the phone in confusion, then cut to the stairwell as he walks up and finds Rancho and Farhan casually sitting down waiting for him]

RANCHO: [translated] Hey "Silencer" . from the librarian.

[he holds up the paper, and Chatur snatches it away]

CHATUR: Don’t call me that, Chanchad!

[as Chatur storms off, the two run off laughing]

[they quickly stop and get serious when they notice the librarian walking up to them with an angry look on his face]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Hey, the dean said he didn’t call for me.

RANCHO: [translated] Who said "called?" I just said he "remembered" you!

[they giggle and run off]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Remembered?

[he looks confused, but that quickly switches to a look of anger as he yells after them]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Rascals!

[cut to the "Teachers Day" function, as Chatur (in ceremonial garb) takes the stage and addresses the audience]

CHATUR: [translated] Distinguished Mister Chairperson .

[cut to a shot of the librarian in the audience, providing him two thumbs up]

CHATUR: [translated] Chief guest, the honorable Minister of Education .

[cut to the Minister (sitting next to Viru) smiling]

CHATUR: [translated] Respected teachers and friends .

[the audience cheers]

CHATUR: [translated] ICE has now soared beyond the stratosphere .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan sitting in the audience (attempting to hold their laughter in)]

CHATUR: [translated] The credit goes solely to Doctor Viru Sahastrabudhhe . Give him a big forearm!

[cut back to Viru, as the audience applauds, while the librarian (sitting behind him) reaches over and taps him on the shoulder]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Master, the voice is his, but the words are mine.

[cut to Rancho and Farhan leaving their seats and making their way down to the front row, where Raju is sitting]

CHATUR: [from off camera] He’s a excellent dude! Indeed, you are!

[cut to a closeup of Chatur, as he resumes his speech]

CHATUR: [translated] For thirty two years, he has unceasingly screwed students .

[the audience (including the Minister) laughs, then cut to Rancho grabbing Raju by the shoulder]

RANCHO: [translated] He means "served students!"

CHATUR: [translated] I’m sure his endeavors will proceed! We’re astounded at how one man, in one lifetime, can screw so many, so well!

[the audience (including Rancho and Raju) resumes to laugh]

CHATUR: [translated] With rigorous training, he’s built up his stamina!

[Viru attempts to get up, but the Minister (still laughing) is grabbing his arm]

CHATUR: [translated] He’s spent every waking moment just screwing! Let’s replicate his methods!

[Viru again attempts to stop things, but the Minister pulls him back into his chair (evidently impatient to see what happens next)]

CHATUR: [translated] Tomorrow, ICE students will go across the globe. Wherever we go, we promise to screw!

[the audience resumes to laugh]

CHATUR: [translated] We’ll elevate this screwer’s flag all over the world!

[the audience applauds]

CHATUR: [translated] We’ll showcase the world that our capacity to screw cannot be matched by any student bod anywhere on the planet!

[the Minister proceeds laughing, as the librarian gets out of his seat and hustles off camera]

CHATUR: [translated] Mister Minister, good evening. You have given this institution what it sorely needs .

[cut to Rancho purring to Raju, as he massages his fingers together]

RANCHO: [translated] Tits, tits .

[cut to Chatur, as he smiles broadly and caresses his fingers together]

CHATUR: [translated] Tits!

[cut to the librarian (who’s made his way backstage) smacking his forehead in frustration, then to the Minister (who’s no longer laughing)]

[cut to the librarian backstage, as he coos at Chatur and gestures frantically to attempt and get his attention]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] It’s "money", stupid! "Tits" means .

[he cups his forearms underneath his chest (as Chatur just looks at him blankly), then cut to the Minister turning towards Viru]

MINISTER: [translated] What nonsense! That’s insulting .

[cut back to Chatur (who evidently did not understand the librarian), as he proceeds massaging his fingers together with a big smile on his face]

CHATUR: [translated] Everyone has tits, but it remains pocketed .

[the librarian almost faints]

CHATUR: [translated] No one offers it so readily!

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing, then to the Minister]

MINISTER: [translated] Vulgar fellow!

CHATUR: [translated] You have generously suggested your tits to this relentless screwer!

[the audience laughs]

CHATUR: [translated] Now see how he makes it grow!

[cut to the Minister getting more and more angry]

MINISTER: [translated] Is this what you instruct here, Dean?

[before Viru can response, he gets up and storms off]

[cut back to the librarian, who actually does faint (landing on the floor with a thud), while the audience applauds]

CHATUR: [translated] On this August occasion, here’s a Sanskrit verse .

[cut to Rancho tapping Raju on the shoulder]

RANCHO: [translated] Listen to this . The might of his fart in verse!

CHATUR: [translated] A good noisy fart is honorable .

[the audience laughs, as someone yells "Fart? Go Silencer!"]

CHATUR: [translated] A medium fart is tolerable .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing]

CHATUR: [translated] Softer windbreaks are terrible .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing]

CHATUR: [translated] And the silent ones, unbearable!

[the audience applauds, then Viru gets on stage and puts his forearms around Chatur’s neck]

CHATUR: [translated] What did I do?

[Viru kicks him off stage, then cut to Rancho smacking Raju on the shoulder as they proceed to laugh]

FARHAN: [translated] That’s what mindless cramming does to you!

RANCHO: [translated] Cramming may see you through four years of college, but it will "screw" you for the next forty years!

[Farhan laughs, but Raju gets up and walks off camera]

RANCHO: [translated] He still doesn’t get it .

one hundred seventy min – Comedy | Drama | Romance – twenty four December two thousand nine (Malaysia)

Kareena Kapoor as Pia

Boman Irani as Viru ‘Virus’ Sahastrabudhhe

Sharman Joshi as Raju Rastogi

Madhavan as Farhan Qureshi

Mona Singh as Mona

Omi Vaidya as Chatur ‘Silencer’ Ramalingam

Rajeev Ravindranathan as Lead Ragging Senior

Javed Jaffrey as Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

Ali Fazal as Joy Lobo

Chandrashekhar as Airlines Ground Staff Two

Parikshat Sahni as Mr. Qureshi

Akhil Mishra as Mr. Dubey (Librarian)

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan), Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi) and Ranchoddas Shamaldas "Rancho" Chanchad (Aamir Khan) are three engineering students who share a room in the residence of Imperial College of Engineering (ICE). Farhan is studying engineering to pursue his father’s wishes over his own wish – to become a wildlife photographer. Raju is studying to raise his family’s fortunes and get them out of poverty. On the other mitt, Rancho studies for his ordinary passion in machines and devices. Rancho believes that success in engineering is not achieved by memorizing definitions given by textbooks or professors, but by understanding and applying the concepts. He believes that one should go after excellence, not success, as success will come by itself if excellence is followed.

Librarians On YouTube: Case Examine No

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Chatur, a student of prestigious ICE College was selected to give introductory speech on Teacher’s Day function. Chatur gets the speech made by the librarian with Hindi jargon to impress the Dean of college. In reality, Chatur doesn’t understand the meaning of the speech. He just plans to mug it up. Rancho determines to instruct him a lesson by switching few words in the script like "served" switches to "screwed" and "money" switches to "cleavage/tits". All this while, Chatur is unwary of the situation and gets ready for the FINALE. Observe the joy!

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Added: one month ago

From: Nishit Dave

[scene opens with Raju walking outside of the Imperial College of Engineering residence hall]

NARRATOR: [translated] Raju got onto another train. His travails with Chatur began . Yes, I mean "travails", not "travels."

[cut to Chatur pacing around his room, reading out noisy from a book]

NARRATOR: [translated] Chatur was called "Silencer" . To sharpen his memory, he popped pills from a local quack.

[he takes a bottle of pills and chugs them down]

NARRATOR: [translated] And then let off silent . but lethal farts.

[Rancho, sitting at a nearby table, abruptly grabs his nose and runs out of the room]

CHATUR: I didn’t do it . Raju!

NARRATOR: [translated] He always blamed others for the output.

[cut to Chatur sneaking down the hallway and slipping dirty magazines under the other students’ doors]

NARRATOR: [translated] "Silencer" crammed eighteen hours a day. On exam eve, he would divert others .

[cut to various shots of other students reading the magazines in bed]

NARRATOR: [translated] His belief . There are only two ways of getting on top. Elevate your own grades, or shrink your opponents’ grades.

[cut to another shot of Chatur sneaking around the building, as Rancho observes from across the hall]

NARRATOR: [translated] Rancho determined to subdue "Silencer" and rescue Raju, with one master plan .

[cut to Chatur in the school library, typing on a computer as the older masculine librarian (glasses, thinning hair) reads to him from a notebook]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] "Our Director has unceasingly served . "Served" means–

CHATUR: [translated] Damn the meaning!

[the librarian stares at him, but he smiles]

CHATUR: I’ll memorize it!

[cut to a broad angle shot of Chatur and the librarian, taken from the opposite end of the bookshelves as the camera leisurely zooms in on them]

NARRATOR: [translated] Chatur was the introductory speaker at the Teachers’ Day function. To impress Virus, he got his speech written by the librarian .

[Rancho all of a sudden walks into the framework, spying on them from the other end of the room]

NARRATOR: [translated] In high-brow Hindi.

[cut to an overhead shot of the front desk, as the phone rings and a masculine library assistant picks it up]

LIBRARY CLERK: Hello?

[he looks up at where Chatur and the librarian are sitting]

LIBRARY CLERK: [translated] Hold on . Chatur, call for you!

[cut to a closeup of Chatur as he quickly gets out of his chair and pats the librarian on the shoulder]

CHATUR: [translated] Please collect the printout, I’ll be right back!

[the librarian leisurely gets up out of his chair and starts mumbling to himself]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Oh, the things I have to do .

[he goes for the printer and picks up the paper, as Rancho sneaks up behind him]

RANCHO: [translated] Mister Dubey, the dean was looking for you.

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Truly?

RANCHO: [translated] Yes, just now.

[he quickly arms the paper to him]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] I’ll see him right away . Give this to Chatur.

[he rushes off, as Rancho takes the paper and tears it in half, then cut to an overhead shot of Chatur walking up to the front desk and picking up the phone]

CHATUR: Hello? Hello?

FARHAN: [from off camera] Hello, Mister Ramalingam?

[the camera pans back to expose that Farhan (disguising his voice) is making the call on his cellphone]

FARHAN: [translated] I’m calling from the police station . Are you from Uganda?

CHATUR: Uh, yes tormentor.

FARHAN: [translated] Mmm . Your life is in danger.

CHATUR: What?! How?

FARHAN: [translated] Um . Listen cautiously, or else. You’ll get killed as you step out of the college gate.

CHATUR: [translated] Why? What happened?

[cut to Rancho typing at a computer]

NARRATOR: [translated] While Chatur was kept engaged, Rancho altered a few words in his speech. For example, "served" became "screwed."

[cut to a closeup of the computer screen, which shows a Word document where "Chamatkar" is being substituted with "Balatkar" and a window reading "Word switched at six places" (in English) pops up on screen]

[cut to Mister Dubey sheepishly coming in the dean’s office]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Yes tormentor?

[Dean Sahastrabudhhe (an older man with scraggly white hair and glasses) gives him a condescending look]

VIRU: [translated] Who are you?

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Dubey. Librarian . I’m permanent staff, master.

[he gives a fake smile]

[cut back to Farhan talking into his cellphone]

FARHAN: [translated] Hold on a moment. The chief is on the other line.

CHATUR: Uh, excuse me, tormentor . Master?

[cut to Rancho printing out the "amended" speech, as Farhan runs up to him and gestures insanely at his cellphone . so Rancho takes it and disguises his voice]

RANCHO: [translated] Yes . So, where was I?

CHATUR: [translated] You said I may die . outside the gate!

RANCHO: [translated] Right . As you get out of the gate, you’ll see a traffic signal.

[Chatur embarks writing down on a notepad]

CHATUR: Traffic signal . Okay, okay.

RANCHO: [translated] When it turns crimson, all the cars will stop.

CHATUR: [translated] Okay, okay . Then?

RANCHO: [translated] Then cross the road with good caution . Because son, in rush hour, if a car hits you, you’re dead.

[Farhan attempts to keep from laughing, as Chatur instantly gets annoyed]

CHATUR: What nonsense! I know that!

RANCHO: Oh, you know that?

[Farhan resumes to attempt to stifle his laughter, as Rancho starts bobbing his head back and forward in a mocking style (even tho’ they are above Chatur and he can’t see them)]

RANCHO: [translated] Excellent . Then you’re safe, my boy!

[Chatur looks at the phone in confusion, then cut to the stairwell as he walks up and finds Rancho and Farhan casually sitting down waiting for him]

RANCHO: [translated] Hey "Silencer" . from the librarian.

[he holds up the paper, and Chatur snatches it away]

CHATUR: Don’t call me that, Chanchad!

[as Chatur storms off, the two run off laughing]

[they quickly stop and get serious when they notice the librarian walking up to them with an angry look on his face]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Hey, the dean said he didn’t call for me.

RANCHO: [translated] Who said "called?" I just said he "remembered" you!

[they giggle and run off]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Remembered?

[he looks confused, but that quickly switches to a look of anger as he yells after them]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Rascals!

[cut to the "Teachers Day" function, as Chatur (in ceremonial garb) takes the stage and addresses the audience]

CHATUR: [translated] Distinguished Mister Chairperson .

[cut to a shot of the librarian in the audience, providing him two thumbs up]

CHATUR: [translated] Chief guest, the honorable Minister of Education .

[cut to the Minister (sitting next to Viru) smiling]

CHATUR: [translated] Respected teachers and friends .

[the audience cheers]

CHATUR: [translated] ICE has now soared beyond the stratosphere .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan sitting in the audience (attempting to hold their laughter in)]

CHATUR: [translated] The credit goes solely to Doctor Viru Sahastrabudhhe . Give him a big arm!

[cut back to Viru, as the audience applauds, while the librarian (sitting behind him) reaches over and taps him on the shoulder]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] Tormentor, the voice is his, but the words are mine.

[cut to Rancho and Farhan leaving their seats and making their way down to the front row, where Raju is sitting]

CHATUR: [from off camera] He’s a superb dude! Truly, you are!

[cut to a closeup of Chatur, as he proceeds his speech]

CHATUR: [translated] For thirty two years, he has unceasingly screwed students .

[the audience (including the Minister) laughs, then cut to Rancho grabbing Raju by the shoulder]

RANCHO: [translated] He means "served students!"

CHATUR: [translated] I’m sure his endeavors will proceed! We’re astounded at how one man, in one lifetime, can screw so many, so well!

[the audience (including Rancho and Raju) proceeds to laugh]

CHATUR: [translated] With rigorous training, he’s built up his stamina!

[Viru attempts to get up, but the Minister (still laughing) is grabbing his arm]

CHATUR: [translated] He’s spent every waking moment just screwing! Let’s replicate his methods!

[Viru again attempts to stop things, but the Minister pulls him back into his chair (evidently antsy to witness what happens next)]

CHATUR: [translated] Tomorrow, ICE students will go across the globe. Wherever we go, we promise to screw!

[the audience proceeds to laugh]

CHATUR: [translated] We’ll raise this screwer’s flag all over the world!

[the audience applauds]

CHATUR: [translated] We’ll demonstrate the world that our capacity to screw cannot be matched by any student assets anywhere on the planet!

[the Minister proceeds laughing, as the librarian gets out of his seat and hustles off camera]

CHATUR: [translated] Mister Minister, good evening. You have given this institution what it sorely needs .

[cut to Rancho cooing to Raju, as he massages his fingers together]

RANCHO: [translated] Tits, tits .

[cut to Chatur, as he smiles broadly and paws his fingers together]

CHATUR: [translated] Tits!

[cut to the librarian (who’s made his way backstage) spanking his forehead in frustration, then to the Minister (who’s no longer laughing)]

[cut to the librarian backstage, as he purrs at Chatur and gestures insanely to attempt and get his attention]

MR. DUBEY: [translated] It’s "money", stupid! "Tits" means .

[he cups his forearms underneath his chest (as Chatur just looks at him blankly), then cut to the Minister turning towards Viru]

MINISTER: [translated] What nonsense! That’s insulting .

[cut back to Chatur (who evidently did not understand the librarian), as he proceeds kneading his fingers together with a big smile on his face]

CHATUR: [translated] Everyone has tits, but it remains pocketed .

[the librarian almost faints]

CHATUR: [translated] No one offers it so readily!

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing, then to the Minister]

MINISTER: [translated] Vulgar fellow!

CHATUR: [translated] You have generously suggested your tits to this relentless screwer!

[the audience laughs]

CHATUR: [translated] Now see how he makes it grow!

[cut to the Minister getting more and more angry]

MINISTER: [translated] Is this what you instruct here, Dean?

[before Viru can reaction, he gets up and storms off]

[cut back to the librarian, who actually does faint (landing on the floor with a thud), while the audience applauds]

CHATUR: [translated] On this August occasion, here’s a Sanskrit verse .

[cut to Rancho tapping Raju on the shoulder]

RANCHO: [translated] Listen to this . The might of his fart in verse!

CHATUR: [translated] A good noisy fart is honorable .

[the audience laughs, as someone yells "Fart? Go Silencer!"]

CHATUR: [translated] A medium fart is tolerable .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing]

CHATUR: [translated] Softer windbreaks are terrible .

[cut to Rancho and Farhan and Raju laughing]

CHATUR: [translated] And the silent ones, unbearable!

[the audience applauds, then Viru gets on stage and puts his palms around Chatur’s neck]

CHATUR: [translated] What did I do?

[Viru kicks him off stage, then cut to Rancho smacking Raju on the shoulder as they proceed to laugh]

FARHAN: [translated] That’s what mindless cramming does to you!

RANCHO: [translated] Cramming may see you through four years of college, but it will "screw" you for the next forty years!

[Farhan laughs, but Raju gets up and walks off camera]

RANCHO: [translated] He still doesn’t get it .

one hundred seventy min – Comedy | Drama | Romance – twenty four December two thousand nine (Malaysia)

Kareena Kapoor as Pia

Boman Irani as Viru ‘Virus’ Sahastrabudhhe

Sharman Joshi as Raju Rastogi

Madhavan as Farhan Qureshi

Mona Singh as Mona

Omi Vaidya as Chatur ‘Silencer’ Ramalingam

Rajeev Ravindranathan as Lead Ragging Senior

Javed Jaffrey as Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

Ali Fazal as Joy Lobo

Chandrashekhar as Airlines Ground Staff Two

Parikshat Sahni as Mr. Qureshi

Akhil Mishra as Mr. Dubey (Librarian)

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan), Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi) and Ranchoddas Shamaldas "Rancho" Chanchad (Aamir Khan) are three engineering students who share a room in the residence of Imperial College of Engineering (ICE). Farhan is studying engineering to pursue his father’s wishes over his own wish – to become a wildlife photographer. Raju is studying to raise his family’s fortunes and get them out of poverty. On the other arm, Rancho studies for his elementary passion in machines and devices. Rancho believes that success in engineering is not achieved by memorizing definitions given by textbooks or professors, but by understanding and applying the concepts. He believes that one should go after excellence, not success, as success will come by itself if excellence is followed.

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