36 rude and crude pick up lines

36 rude and crude pick up lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could tuck you all day.

Two. Nice gams. what time do they open?

Three. Do you work for UPS? I thought I eyed you checking out my package.

Four. You’ve got two hundred six bones in your figure, want one more?

Five. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking dude in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

7. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

8. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I’ll lay down and you can gargle the hell outta me.

Ten. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could rail you all day long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I’d indeed like to see how you look when I’m naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

14. You might not be the best looking lady here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. You must be the gutless doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

17. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.

Legitimate. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Nineteen. (Look down at your pubes) Well It’s not just going to suck itself.

20. You know, if I were you, I’d have hook-up with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped juice. Handcuffs. Any questions?

22. F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look superb in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name). reminisce that, you’ll be screaming it later.

25. Do you believe in love at very first glance or should I walk by again?

26. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M nice.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can kittle me anytime you want to.

30. I know milk does a assets good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some pizza and hookup? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?

33. Baby, I’m an American Express paramour. you shouldn’t go home without me.

34. Do you sleep on your belly? Can I.

35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 37. (Munch finger and wipe on her T-shirt) Let’s get you out of these raw clothes.

36 rude and crude pick up lines

36 rude and crude pick up lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could jam you all day.

Two. Nice gams. what time do they open?

Three. Do you work for UPS? I thought I witnessed you checking out my package.

Four. You’ve got two hundred six bones in your figure, want one more?

Five. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking boy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

7. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

8. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I’ll lay down and you can deepthroat the hell outta me.

Ten. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could rail you all day long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I’d truly like to see how you look when I’m naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

14. You might not be the best looking chick here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. You must be the gutless doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

17. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.

Legal. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Nineteen. (Look down at your groin) Well It’s not just going to suck itself.

20. You know, if I were you, I’d have hook-up with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped juice. Handcuffs. Any questions?

22. F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look superb in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name). recall that, you’ll be screaming it later.

25. Do you believe in love at very first look or should I walk by again?

26. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M nice.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can kittle me anytime you want to.

30. I know milk does a bod good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some pizza and lovemaking? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?

33. Baby, I’m an American Express paramour. you shouldn’t go home without me.

34. Do you sleep on your belly? Can I.

35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 37. (Gobble finger and wipe on her T-shirt) Let’s get you out of these moist clothes.

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