38 Worst Talk Up Lines, 21st Century Boy

21st Century Boy

by Jake McMillan

A combination of classic, fresh and truly lame talk up lines … would you dare use any of them?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

Roses are crimson, Violets are blue … I’ve got a knife, get in the Van.

Is your name Frodo? Cause your ring’s getting ruined

You remind me of my little toe … why? Because I’m gunna bang you on the coffee table later

Rain isn’t the only seven inches that will get you raw next week.

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

I’m an astronaut. I’d love to explore Uranus

Are you free tonight? or is it going to cost me

Nice gams … What time do they open?

You have two hundred six bones in your figure, do you want one more?

If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

Is that a ladder in your pantyhose or is it a stairway to heaven?

Are you from Tennessee? … Cos you’re the only ten I see

Do you have a mirror down your pants? because I can see myself in them

You like exotic animals? Wanna see my snake?

Are you related to Yoda? Because Yo-delicious

If I roll a coin…whats the chance of me getting head?”

Can I stick my Willy wonka in your chocolate factory!

What’s got two hundred thirty two teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zip strip!

My magic witness tells me you have no underwear on … oh you do? It must be fifteen minutes rapid

Just sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the very first thing that pops up

Are you gams hurting? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day

Roses are crimson, violets are blue, I’m rubbish at poems – demonstrate me your tits

Hey baby, do you like seafood? BECAUSE I HAVE CRABS

Do you like owls? I know a cracking owl sanctuary (Alan Partridge)

Would you like to come to a party? It’s in my pants

My love for your is like diarrhoea – I just cant hold it in.

Do you have any raisins ? No ? How about a Date ?

Hi, my chisel just past away… I was wondering if I could bury it inwards you

Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?

Does my penis taste strange to you.

Do you have 20p? Because I want to ring my mum and tell her I just met the woman I want to bang in the toilet

Do you work for the post office because I’m sure I witnessed you checking out my package?

Have a feel of this T-shirt, do you know what that feels like? Beau material.

Whats the difference inbetween a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

Your eyes are like spanners – every time you look at me my nuts tighten.